Oh goodness....

First and foremost I'm crushing on Alex "nerd alert" Wagner Trugman. I have to admit I was crushing on him from audition week! What can I say I have a weak spot for nerds, Indians (from India) and youngsters.

Poor Alex! He did an ok job, we all know he can sing and I think if he didn't growl so much he would have been better off. It was his worst performance and I don't think he'll make it through but like I said, I be crushing on him hard! I wonder what it would be like to go shopping with him...

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Gentlemen...
The rest of the guys did well for the most part. Scott and Jorge are the best in the group. Kudos to Jorge for singing a great song. From what I heard over my singing he sang like a little angel. Zen Jorge. I like that AI is doing its part in taking Attorney General Holder's suggestion and talking about race. However the entire scene became retarded. Give me a break judges! You are on live T.V. pull it together.
Ju'not did not need to make Delilah any slower. Jamal did it better in Hollywood week and should have been there, not necessarily instead of Ju'not but Nate Dawg for sure. MEATLOAF!? Good god man. MEATLOAF! Aww! Who’s my little karaoke buddy!? Heed some advise and close your mouth. You are starting to scare like Von Smith. I am a small girl with a very delicious turkey leg and I don't need AI contestants trying to eat it. If your intentions were to never eat my leg, I hope it's not too late to apologize. I get a little bit nervous from past experiences.

Lil Rounds is obviously the best out of all period. Sorry ladies, you got the short end of the stick when you were placed with this one. She didn't even have to promote her self in the song, but I liked that.

Ladies...
For the most part you all did terrible. Kristen was the best out of the rest. Felicia and Arianna can sing but decided to scream instead. Kendall - well let's just say there will be no alligator dance tonight. I really have nothing to say about Taylor except she was crying before the judges said anything. That says enough in itself.

Well it all comes down to you America. Do me proud and send my crush through...

A New Dawn of American Idol is at Hand!

Good day my sons! In just a couple of days we will once again enjoy awkward moments and sweet sounds of the horrible. Bring on the delusional and strange!

This year, I am hoping to see more talent gracing the prestigious AI stage. Don't get me wrong, I love crazies but, they belong in auditions only. I cannot live through another season of shockingly terrible performances. And if there ever is another Sanjaya I might just have to eat my own turkey leg and call it a day.

Sanjaya Malakar! Armed with bad hair and a bad voice, this boy stunk up the Idol top 12 stage for more weeks than I like to remember. He will forever be a black mark in the history of the show.

What is this talent-lacking hair-do up to now? It seems after sucking on a major talent show the next obvious step is to make an album, available only at amazon.com for under $4. I gave it a little listen to, “Dancing To The Music In My Head,” and well, my brother described it best, “that’s ghey” and seconds later, “that’s super ghey!



You lost American Idol, your songs suck donkey balls and your hair sucks bigger donkey balls! I’m sorry if you are going to sport a Mohawk then you better do it right. America doesn’t want to see some pussy-ass pony-tailed hawk, come on my son. Keep it all your head kid, because we certainly don’t want to hear it!

Let’s not let this happen again people. My fragile temper may start to get the best of me and we don’t want that to happen. I may be reduced to talking about my cats and their many talents – that’s not fun for anyone.

This year we get another judge, who my partner fondly refers to as ‘that bitch.’ That bitch and the return of the wildcard will hopefully give us a talented top 12 and not a group of whiner babies like last season.

However, the one video I did catch of the newbie was anything but impressive.