Randy Travis is Bad Ass

Over all this week disappointed me. For the most part everyone did well, the songs sounded OK. What went wrong was, once again, the song choices. There are a ton of great songs to choose from yet they picked contemporary country artist, Carrie Underwood and the like. Should have thought old school bro-hams!

Lamby
HA HA HA! This boy is just proving my point, week after week. This should have been performed at a stage show somewhere, anywhere else. I was constantly thinking he was about to take his clothes off! This is country week dude, not drama academy. Quick study Paula! QUICK STUDY!? It is very apparent that his boy has been on the stage for a very long time. Come on Randy Jackson, this shit ain't young, fresh or hot. It's Ghey, and most definitely not AI worthy. Let's do this America! Send this boy home!

Sarver blew it for me and not in a good way. It was painful to watch because the poor boy let his nerves get the best of him. Violently shaking hands, mic taping and a ton of words is a receipt for disaster.


Kris with a K
Boring! He sung it well but it was boring and not memorable. It was a bit monotone for me but I still have to agree with Simon and I can see now that he MIGHT have a chance in this competition. I understand tender-dawg was trying to showcase his vocals but it was boring, and boring can mean a ticket home.

I am so glad we have the added wisdom of Kara. If she wasn't there we may have not thought that Allison could sing the alphabet and still sound great! Wow, her insight amazes me week after week.


Lil' Rounds
Started out rough but when she hits the high notes she got into it and started singing the shit out of it. Still it was a weird song choice. Kara, you are right, she did do what she felt but she felt wrong! You are giving props for a bad decision! Get wit it woman! And you know you could have done better when Paula starts talking hair styles and clothes.

Blindy
(I am going to start calling him this because my cohort does. I really feel bad and disagree with the usage of this word and, though Mr. Murder does not force me to use this term, I must do what's best for the blog.) Boring and I have to agree with Simon, bad song choice. This is country people. Get crazy and have some fun. Goodness!


I loved how they had Ryan stand in a still mosh pit, they totally did that so they can shoot him from above so baby Seacrest doesn't look like me standing with the Harlem Globe Trotters.

Alexis Grace
Nice that she picked a Dolly Parton song. I have been saying for weeks she reminds me of her, minus the gigantic boobs. Judges you crazy!

Gokey!
Way to completely mess up in front of Randy Travis, btw. He does well when he sings girl songs. Bix pointed this out to me, he likes this because he tends to like female vocalist more. I tell ya, you learn something new everyday living with this guy!

From zero to hero in no time flat! Anoop Dawg is back. Still boring for me though, I am surprised the judges loved him so much. Anoop is definitely sexy hot but this performance was boring. Judges, I disagree!

I have not been a fan of commenting on contestants outfits, however, Megan was wearing a sweet dress, props powering through while sick. Glad to see her weird twists were stifled by the sickness.

Matt again, good job at being boring.

Oh and contestants, please stop with your brave excuses and lame attempts of saving face because you are actually being silly when you say the song is really about "this" or "that." NO! It is about doing your best to win the fucking competition. SO, from now on listen to what the Judges have to say and reply with a thank you and a smile. Keep it simple and stop annoying me -- please.