Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing!


I guess it's that time of year again, the Idoldrums as I call them. Happens every season around this time, the initial excitement o the new season wears off but we're still not quite down to the nitty gritty where fav's are voted off, Paula ups the self medication and some form of scandal sends shock waves coursing through Seacrest's body like a pounding from Moby Dick (the great white penis he is always chasing). Lucky for us a gust of fresh reality has blown in to push us through the Idol's sargasso malaise! I call this mighty wind Top Chef Masters!!! That's right sister! I just went there!!! Bravo announced today the complete details of it's long awaited Top Chef Masters series and it's going to be as Padma said "Totally fucking balls dude!". I concur. TCM starts June 10 and will feature 24 of America's most well known chefs. The judges will include all the past Top Chef winners, Neil Patrick Harris, the writers from "Lost", some other people and some other people also... other then NPH I don't really care. Set your DVRs mother fuckers, this shit is on!

1 comment:

Juice Box said...

I thought this was an American Idol blog. The only one who has lost themselves in an idoldrum is YOU!Get off your lazy ass and post about AMERICAN IDOL and stop advertising for other, however great they are, reality shows!