Oh Baby: Season 8 top eight '09!

This blog is written in real time. Real time as the time I'm watching it, not the HBO show or originally aired (but close).

Kara - 1970: Nice babysitting me comment. Nice way to lay blame on Simon because you happened to be an ugly baby. Paula and Simon are clearly the best looking babes. Kara's attempt to be funny but it's just not working. Lay low for awhile, give me time to like you again...

Gokey - 1980: That is a family full of cheese and so is this version of Stand by Me. Stand by Me meets disco, meets Gokey, meets kiss ass judges, meet next week. His voice is getting a little whinny for me. Since when is a bad arrangement a good thing? I'll give it an OK.

Boyfriend Bix - 1981: was completely shocked when Simon told Paula, "I can't stand you." I however, thought it Simon's true feeling about Gokey's cheese. I hear you Simon.

Kris with a K - 1985: Oh no! Got better towards the end. The arrangement was awful! He's a hottie, he ain't goin nowheres.

Lil Rounds - 1984: Finally she picked a decent song but it was weird. I love that Lil gives good responses to Seacrest and non favorable judge comments.

Anoop - 1986: I was digging the intro, nice way to stay true to the theme of the song. That made it special just like a rainbow. Oh and they are right, never apologize. It's too late anyway...

Blindy - 1985: He plays the guitar! I've heard him sing this song before, every fucking week. I think it's time he goes home. I kinda over the nervous Mikey Mouse laugh. It was pitchey dawg...pitchey.

Allison - 1992: Great song! A single tear has collected in my eye. I want her to win! Paula got it right on! Allison and Matt G should be in the finals.

Matt - 1985: He sounds so much like J-Tim and I liked it! Like I just said, finals! The judges have been told to keep it short! HaHa. I told you Kara talked too much.

Lamby - 1982: Ironic he was born the same year as I. I find it kinda funny and kinda sad that American Idol contestants who ripped off other artist original remakes of songs get mad props.

BTW - 19??: Respect for Simon has just dropped to the depths of hell. How dare you stand up! Allison and Matt blew Lamby out of the water! I call shenanigans!