Monday, March 9, 2009

American Idol: Kitten Edition!!! Part II

Last week we met the first half of the field in a critically acclaimed cute kitten spectacular and this week we're upping the ante with a two parter that will introduce six more super kitties plus a wild cat! These kitties promise to be cuter, crazier and cuddlier then those from last week and they are as serious as adorable kittens are capable of being! On a slightly sadder note we regretfully announce that one of last week's stars Tiger has contracted feline HIV and will be put down. Now, THIS IS AMERICAN IDOL KITTEN EDITION!!!

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Say hello to lil' Manticore everyone! This little ball of precious is named after her big brother Manticore the Siberian tiger who famously stood up for tiger's rights everywhere by attempting to bite off the head of one Roy Horn. I think this little fella should stick to biting the heads off dadylions for now!

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How about this little tiger! Guess what? AIKE (American Idol Kitten Edition) has a blindy too! That blurry guy in the background is his bro who helps him out ... and from time to time IN to trouble! Look out balls of yarn blindy's a comin!

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Stop the presses! How'd this fella sneak his way in? I think we just found the Sanjaya of the group. This is definitely not a kitty, not funny and doesn't even really resemble spider hole era Saddam. I don't know how the Google let this one slip by but I'm not one to question its judgement.

2 comments:

Juice Box said...

You're killing me!

creepycrooner said...

Nice work, dude. I think if I was a judge on AIKE I would probably vote through that one from last week. Or maybe the really cute one. Not 100% sure just yet. At any rate, where are the tags, bro? That is the comedic key to any blog posting.