Boy's Just Wanna Have Fun

First off, Fox be fuckin' up! How dare they interrupt my AI viewing with news and such! On behalf of the IT reader I object! Though, I guess it's OK cause the boys also be fuckin' up,
for the most part.
Oh the Boys! Well I guess some of them are men, but I digress. The top 12 "men" displayed more of the same, bad song choices, bad moves & so-so sounds. Again we were semi-tortured by strategy-less contestants and too many judges opinions - that were all the same, for the most part. But I digress, here is my take on the boyz:

Todrick Hall

Since You’ve Been Gone

The arrangement was good at first but then it got weird. He definitely made it his own and sounded good at times. Simon was way too rough, I think we will see him again next week.

Aaron Kelly

Here Comes Goodbye

And here we go! Judge-ball-lickin' time! It seemed to me Seacrest has a thing for Aaron, he's one of the only contestants that doesn't tower over him, love at first sight. He can sing well, though he's awkward on stage and when I look at him I am generally annoyed. Song choice? Here comes boooring!

Jermaine Sellers

Get Here

Sucks. Almost painful. Had too much confidence for such a shitty performance. More like Get Me Out Of Here, I agree with Simon, not good at all, he might go home tonight. I don't think Seacrest wants him back, standing next to Sellers made Ryan look even littler. Ryan no likey!!

Tim Urban (not to be confused with Keith Urban)

Apologize

Ummm...It’s too late to learn how to sing high notes, buddy. This guy only has two facial expressions: “I’m sorry” or “I’m surprised”. I again have to agree with Simon, his looks might carry him through, but he needs to go home. Dear Mighty Teen Vajaja's - Don't do it, he's just a boy...

Joe Munoz

You and I

Yet another boring song, no bueno. Scarf, no bueno. Mexican vote? Muy Bueno!

Tyler Grady

American Woman

Style and persona? Yeah he’s good at imitating the 70s rocker, way to be original yo. I want to shove his limp hand down his throat so I don’t have to hear his shitty karaoke voice and see his gimmicky rock imitation. POSER! (literally)

Lee Dewyze

Chasing Cars

Started out good but then it sucked. Good song choice but he fucked it up. Sounded forced. I don’t like him. Simon, WTF? He needs to be chased outta Hollywood! I agree that so far it was the best performance but that ain’t sayin’ much. THADDEOUS!!!!!

John Park

God Bless the Child

I liked the loungey arrangement but I didn’t like his lows and too many runs. He might go home. I guess it wasn't so easy peasy...

Big Mike

This Love

He needs to loose the guitar, it makes him awkward on the stage and I think he could have sung the song better without it. He sounded like he was out of breath a little. But I still like him, one of my favorite guys. He shall survive!!!

Alex Lambert (not to be confused with Adam Lambert)

What a Wonderful World

19-year-old high school student? Huh? I wanted to fast-forward this song - at first. I’m not a fan of this guy and it started off bad but when he got into it. he sounded a little better. He's still a weirdo and I don’t like him. He has potential and E was right on with her banana theory, way awkward. I want him to go home or get a haircut.

Casey James

Heaven

I want to be in his heaven -naked. I have always thought he is one of the only good guy singers (and the hottest), and after last night, he might be one of the best in the top 24. Great song choice! FINALLY!!! His voice wasn’t buried in music like the others and he choose a song that not only showcased his strength but one that called to million vajajas across this fine nation. I think we have a contender here people!

Side Note: Kara – way to be professional. Judges – way to be professional.

Casey – way to be hella hot!

Andrew Garcia – the happiest emotional

Sugar We’re Goin’ Down

Duh. Obvi he is really good. Great song choice and interesting arrangement, maybe not the best arrangement but you can't sing Straight Up all the time. I disagree with the judges, he sounded astounding compared to many of the other contestants. We will see him again next week, fer sure!

Top 3 guys - Andrew - Casey - Big Mike.

A Quick Judges Overview:

Too many comments for me to stomach. I found myself wanting to fast forward through their musings, but I didn't for IT reader's sake. I hope all 3 of you appreciate my sacrifice! I'm tired of them saying, "you have a good story and you're ass is fine, so we might see you again next week". Give me a break! This is a damn singing competition and so far hardly any of the top 24 contestants should continue. I hope next week they will be better. After all, we deserve it.