Fowl Play in Denver

So let me start by saying that I was wrong about last night's episode returning to Dallas. I was given some bad information by the usually trustworthy models of television journalism at Good Day LA! Personally, I blame the absence of Jillian. And I still totally wanna fuck Dorothy. But perhaps I digress...


Speaking of Good Day LA, reigning Idol Kris Allen was on last month and came off as an apathetic dick. Don't believe me? Watch the video...

disclaimer: you have to sit through a really long thing about high tide and a snippet of a totally crumby Kris Allen song before you get to the actual interview.


Seriously? What a dick, right!? I mean that Simon and Garfunkel joke was pretty funny - he could have at least come up with a wittier response than "hmmm, that's a tough one". Shut the fuck up and go cover Kanye West or something, Allen! At least we got a hefty dose of the lovely Maria Quiban, Fox 11's resident Hawaiian hottie.

wanna hula?

Despite the bad info supplied by a usually stalwart source (they were totally right about the storms last week!), Idol actually went to Denver this week but we did get another heaping teaspoon of Posh Spice to season up the blandness... or at least come to the auditions dressed as Nefertiti:

I want that pyramid built yesterday!

Most importantly we saw yet another chicken costume guy gearing up to audition (or lend moral support or help out behind the scenes or whatever it is that the chickenfolk do at Idol)! What did I tell you? These fuckers are everywhere! Oh shit! There's one behind you right now. Don't turn around. I said don't turn around! YOU FOOL!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TURN AROUND!!!

Thankfully we only have one more episode of Auditions to wade through before the fires of Hell burn hot in Hollywood. Until next time kids, I shall leave you with this hot pic of Dorothy Lucey...

mmmmm... so much MILFy goodness!

Okay, I've got to go masturbate now. See ya!