WTF, America!?

Last night we bid farewell to the foursome pictured above. All I can really say to America is "what the fuck were you thinking?"

It's not so much that these four were good - they weren't. It's just that there were a handful of contestants that were worse. Like, WAY worse. All the preteen girls that voted for Tim Urban because he made their genitals tingle ought to be thoroughly ashamed of themselves and their burgeoning unfocused lust, and how Gozer and her literally unlistenable rendition of Landslide snuck through is way beyond me.

Also, why the fuck do they make the eliminated contestants sing? Wasn't it bad enough the first time? Isn't that why they got the boot? What kind of sadistic schadenfreude are people getting out of watching A-Rod tearily croak her way through Happy again? I guess that's why God invented the DVR fast forward button.

We can only hope that the remaining 20 singers learn from their myriad mistakes and actually make this thing interesting next week, otherwise we'll likely be treated to another round of "arbitrarily kick off four random singers cuz everyone sucked".