Dead Pop Stars Ruin Careers

Well America, you done right! Although, most of the contestants sucked it up so bad that it would've been hard for even America to fuck up.

So long, Paige! It's too bad she started sucking and failed out of the top 10. Her last 2 performances were very painful to my ever-so-sensitive ears. Horrendous! She had potential but decided to let her love for a dead pop artist stand in the way of her dreams. I say good riddance!

Because Idol Threats brings you, our faithful followers, the latest and greatest Idol news we have something special for you. It was obvi that Miley was into Big Mike. Waaaaay into Big Mike - she was gagging for it if you know what I mean. N E Ways - seeing her wet her pants over that big black man made me curious as to what might be going on behind the scenes. After all, it's Miley, and Miley always goes after her dreams. After hours of digging I came across this....
A multimedia message from Miley to Big Mike:
"Hey Big Mike! It was great meeting you today. I have a few more notes for you. Meet me at my dad's house in an hour so we can go over them. We can get real deep into it, I think it will help out a lot. See you soon 3 (====8 ;D"

It doesn't get much better than this, America. Oh wait it can be way better than this if the contestants stop sucking and start singing!

Be better, top 10 and know that most of you do not even deserve to be there. I didn't want to say it again but I will, cause I do want to say it again.

THADDEUS! Way better than most of these fools!