Upset? Pissed? Currently dyking out? Not for long...

BOOYA! I fucking DARE you to be mad now, fuckers! How cute is that buddy right there? A-fucking-dorable! That's right! Suck it, douche bags!
Idol Threats is a comedic web log dedicated to the world's greatest karaoke smackdown, American Idol. Idol Threats will come to you in the form of an avenging Randy Jackson, draped in purple velvet and sporting the majestic wings of a seraphim (and the sweet flat top from his days in Journey), and it will strike you down with great aplomb - for you were a little pitchy, dog.
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