Bad Song Choices Cause Judges to Stick Tounge in Contestant's Bootie Hole

I don't even know where to start. Ryan Seacrest is one of the worst hosts of all time, which actually might make him one of the best. (I hate how that happens) He does ask the worst questions and is a complete failure at getting out of awkward situations. A prime example is the parent interview/reactions debacle of last week. Good god that was awful! AI producers, why in the world would you think interviewing all 36 sets of parents is something we want to see? I barely want to have contact with my own parents. I'm happy to see they saw the light and booted the olds.

The second group of 12 has provided me my favorite so far. It's still too early for me to pick my horse but this chick has a major shot.

Allison is 16 and she definitely, as Randy pointed out, blew it out of the box. She is obvious the best we have seen thus far. She was a bit awkward with Seacrest but you really can't blame her, he likes to intimidate those who are smaller than him. This little lady rocked the stage. All I can say is I better see her going through tomorrow America! We need some brown in that top 12.

Well fellow AIer's, it's official! February 25th is the first day of bad song choice season, get out your shot guns. But in all seriousness, did any of these people see last weeks show? Pick songs that make your voice sound good, not songs that you like to sing or songs that sends an inspirational message. THIS IS A C-O-M-P-E-T-I-T-I-O-N.

(this means you don't vote for anyone other than yourself!)

The bad song choice bug has sent my high hopes out the window for two of my early favorites: Jasmine Murray and Matt Giraud. These two have great voices but blew it on crap! I would have to agree with the judges on this one -- too simple! Matt, I'm far more disappointed in you. You can sing Ray Charles and you chose Coldplay? I just don't get it dude.You done fucked up!

Jeanine, Matt, Kai and Mishavonna are others that disappointed me. I have never seen Jeanine before and from what I saw last night I'm glad. I again have to agree with the judges and she does have some bangin' hot legs.

Matt (the bald rough neck-y one) was BORING! However, I did like his sloth like stage movements, well like is a strong word -- I thought they were interesting. The song choice was ok Matt just didn't sing it ok. He completely failed to bring it. I do not understand why the judges insist on being pussies. “We like you, we really like you!” Come on judges, he sucked and I guarantee he don't like you right now!

Kai and Mishavonna did ok but again there was nothing to shout about.

Last to don the struggling AI stage was Adam "I hate you" Lambert. SAY NO AMERICA! We can't have this guy in the top 12. Don't do this -- put down the phone and just walk away. My bitter heart cannot handle Blah-Blah Black Sheep for another song. 'Cept for maybe this one...

I had the same notion Mr. Murder had when Kris with a K started singing -- Oh no! Not MJ! But he did a surprisingly decent job. I think he has a chance because Simon's right, the chicks are going to love you. And it's us chicks that rule you dicks. I guess we'll just have to wait till tonight to see if America voted with their vagina's....

Speaking of, this lady has one, regardless of her boys name.

Girl Jesse picked a GREAT song! And I’m not just saying that because the song is from the best soundtrack ever -- Duets! I like it and I think she should make it. Either tomorrow or wild card spot. I especially like her cause she kicked that Frankie Jordon character out in the sing-off. Go Girl Jesse!

Seeing Norman Gentle on the AI stage was amazing. I'm still giggling, Mr. Gentle is not a bad singer, yes there were problem moments but overall he was one of the better singers of the night. I would like to see him back. Gentle has (as Bix put it) a sweet baby face on top of a 40 year old alcoholic body. I think we can all identify with that! My favorite moment of the night is when Gentle threw off baby Seacrest by tossing the questions back at him (right after Simon burned him about his gayness). Poor baby was lost at sea for a moment then saved himself by talking shit on Gentle! He said something to the effects of "No, I wouldn't vote for you!" Brutal Ryan! I guess it can be frustrating when the judges and the contestants out shine you! Do us all a favor Baby Sea, stop trying to save face, it gets awkward and not in a good way.

Last but not least we have another mother in this group Megan. Poor Megan is a little OCD and has to be in an almost constant state of the twist! I thought half way through her song she was going to twist her way right through the stage. I have to admit I was nervous for her because I thought her song was enjoyable.

By far the girls did better, therefore I think Allison, Megan and Jesse should go through. With that said I will not say Lamby should make it, he is a self indulging weenie. I would be fine with Kris with a K or Matt Giraud instead. If rough neck can make it last week then one of these guys can make it this week. On the other hand, I will flip my shit if this week's rough neck gets enough votes.

Overall another second-rate show. Is this the downfall of the new format or the lack of oversight of this year's contestants? One can only guess and hope next week they get their shit together.