Thursday, February 26, 2009

Rock Oprea Makes Top 12


Noooooooooooooooo!

Did no body see the video I posted!? Well I'd be lying if I said I didn't see this coming, damn you America! But I'll get back to the top 3 momentarily.

Let's talk wild card! Tonight Simon said the judges are going to pick folks they believe should have another chance. THEN he said there might be a few from tonight. This could mean one of two things:
1. They pick the best from the 3 groups and make another top 12, 6 or something similar;
2. They simply pick 3 and through then in. I think they should do option 1 and I better be seeing Anoop, Matt G, Jesse, Megan and Ricky.


Ok back to Lamboy! Let me set the record straight. I know some of you out there may be thinking, "What? This Juice Box has done lost her mind! Lamboy got's chops!" I know he can sing well, and yes, he does have "chops" but he's way too dramatic for American Idol. Perhaps he's confused. This is American Idol not Jesus Christ Superstar auditions. Although he arranged the song well, some may even say interesting, it was just a rock opera performance! If he can tone it down some and stop screeching all over the place then he MIGHT be ok. Thing is, I don't think he can tone it down. Check out some YouTube videos, decide for your self.


Kris with a K! Good job buddy. American vagina's have spoken, welcome. Now that you have made it to the top 12 you must never, not ever sing another MJ song in your life. Not even Karaoke! Just stick with the vag and you'll do fine.


There is some strong love out there for Nick "Norman Gentle" Mitchell. Sad to see him go but it had to happen sometime, I love him but he's no American Idol. He will forever have my mad props for giving Seacrest shit. We will miss you Nick Norman. I'm not counting you out of the wild cards even with Simon prayers. I think he secretly loves you, cross your fingers -- I am!

I will leave you with this final sentiment. New judge Kara is starting to get on my nerves. Last night she said some rediculous things and tonight she just wouldn't shut up. You may ask, "What's the big diff between her and Paula? Paula is always saying stupid shit!" Paula may fuck up sometimes but she is on some sort of uppper/downer and cannot be expected to be alert at all times. Kara is annoying naturally, without the use of mind altering substance. At first I thought she was good, but she's now starting to irritate. Take some advise, don't talk so much and use shorter sentences.






Box Out!

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