Monday, February 9, 2009

Lets Get Randy!!!



When people who know me (Jesco) think about me, which is probably a lot of the time, one thing comes to mind right away, commitment to excellence... and also classiness. A true commitment to excellence requires serious training and being a great American Idol watcher is no exception. I begin every morning with intense physical training, usually about ten minutes of right arm curls followed by a nap. As soon as nap time's over it's time to harden the softest muscle of all, the brain. Scientists agree, the best way to learn about pop culture is with flash card based information systems. I agree. At home I sit with a James Lipton sized stack of AI flash cards, a jar of adderall and a stop watch and get down to business, the business of learning. On the rare occasion when I'm forced to leave my residence (usually to buy more flash cards and drugs) I strap on my wristband playbook and fill it with a few multiple choice quizzes. Recently in my search for more AI knowledge I decided to "Get Randy!!!" and learn a little more about my favorite dawg. The following Randy Jackson Trivia is taken directly from an unofficial fan page of his. Enjoy, here are a couple of my favorites.

Randy Jackson is also known as Randy 'The Emperor' Jackson.

Randy Jackson is able to drink an entire gallon of egg nog in less then 10 minutes

Randy Jackson has become famous for his slang term 'Dawg' while pronouncing judgments at "American Idol".


Randy Jacksonis not a true blackula

Randy Jackson is also the most loved judge of the three for his amiable spirit and encouraging words to the despairing contestants.

Randy Jackson once served 18 months in a mexican jail for operating an illegal cat juggling ring

Randy Jackson is not related to the pop singing sensation Michael Jackson whose brother is also named Randy.

Randy Jackson has a vestigial tail

Randy Jackson is not related to actor Samuel L. Jackson either.

Wow! That was pretty Randy! Next week, Randy Jackson's tour rider from his days with Journey!

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