No Idol tonight!? Denied!!!

So as all of you know there will be no American Idol tonight. I'm not sure why (as I have no interest in Fox's mid-week non-AI programming) but the smackdown has been shifted to Wed/Thurs this week leaving us Idolators searching blindly for something to occupy our Tuesday night.

Fear not though, loyal American viewers! Don't panic just yet! What follows is my own personal list of ALTERNATIVE OPTIONS for tonight. Enjoy...

Alternative Option A: Watch Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles on DVR

I don't know about the rest of you but I still have last weeks episode of Terminator waiting patiently for me on my DVR. In the last ep Shirley Manson (who plays a pasty T-1000 with a Scottish accent) went to town on like 100 people, messily butchering them with her badass blade-arms! So I guess it goes without saying that i can't wait to see what happens next. If you still need to be convinced as to the awesomeness of this show please see the superhot promotional picture of Summer Glau above.


Alternative Option B: Catch up with the NFL combine

NFL network (aka: the best network in television history) will be recapping the entire NFL combine as well as providing a sweet preview of the imminent free agent signings tonight. Unless you are me, Jesco or Tony Kornheiser you probably don't dig professional football as much as you dig AI - so for all of you laymen, the combine is the yearly event where NFL prospects engage in numerous drills and skill showcases, strutting their stuff for the pro scouts and coaches. It's kind of like the initial audition phase of Idol in a way, except that there is a lot less crying and slightly less steroid abuse.


Alternative Viewing Option C: Shed a Tear for Fallen Hotties

Here we see babealicious pictures of Ashley Anderson and Casey Carlson. These alliterative foxes have both gone the way of the dinosaur as far as AI is concerned, but they are both happily alive and well in my dreams (at least when Kara's not around). Poor miss Anderson never even made it past hell week (much to my hard ons chagrin) and Casey, as we all know, was sent packing after her disastrous dismantling of "Every Little Thing (S)he does is Magic", presumably back to the fantasy kingdom she presides over where the Cuervo never stops flowing and it's Spring Break all year long!
So to all of you with nothing to do tonight - I recommend you spend some quality time with your computer and give these ladies the emotional send-off they deserve. All you need is google image search and a box of tissues!

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For the tears, you filthy fucks! Get your minds out of the gutter!

Personally, I'm gonna try to fit all three options in. Wish me luck!