Friday, February 27, 2009

I guess 2 out of 3 aint too bad, America


America has spoken and the next three finalists have been named. I totally called Lambert and Allison (both fairly obvious picks) and came pretty close on Megan so I guess I pretty much approve of the results. Kris made it through despite his thoroughly sub-par rendition of "Man In The Mirror", proving Juice Box's theory of vaginal superiority during the voting process. I wouldn't be at all surprised, however, if the spunky little tatted milf found her way into one of the wild card spots.

America's Grade: B+

So, America - you did pretty good again. I would have preferred the hot chick as opposed to the hot dude but I guess there's no arguing with the almighty vag. That said, these first two groups have been chock full of stinkers with only a handful of contestants proving their Idol worth. We can only hope that the final group (as well as the mysterious Wild Card round) will offer more heated competition. Until next time...

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