Last night the nine remaining contestants took on the songs of John Lennon and Paul McCartney with unsurprisingly yawn-inducing results. Was it a little better than previous weeks? Maybe. Was it still pretty terrible? Without a doubt. Here are my thoughts...
Aaron - dear America, please send this little douche home already. He's so "jr. high talent show" that it's starting to grate on my nerves.
Katie - too little too late if you ask me.
Garcia - sliding back into Lil Rounds territory. And it is a slippery slope indeed.
Big Mike - Lynch Mob? Really?
Bowersox - cue "stunt instrument" #1!
Tim Urban - sub-par as usual but now the judges seem to be under his spell along with America. Go get em, Tim! You can do it! The dark Lord clearly has your back.
Casey James - evidently everyone loved it but I wasn't paying attention 'cause he sang some bogus John Lennon solo bull shit. Next, please.
Magnus - eh. Magnus has let me down for 2 weeks now. What happened? I thought we had something. Bring back the metal!
Lee - aaaaaaannndddd.... cue "stunt instrument" #2.... aaaaaaannnddddd....
shark officially jumped.
I guess Meatloaf was right - it isn't just a clever name.
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