Guess who doesn't know how to edit a post and is typing right now? Give up? It's me! So howdy friend, my name is Jesco and this is my belated introduction! I'm here to keep Murder and Costanza in check and the producers feel I bring a lot of "street cred" to the blog as I have attempted to bang two different AI auditionees (neither of which actually appeared in front of the panel). My posts may not be as "idolcentric as those other two but they are posts.
IT handle: Jesco
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Favorite Movie: Stomp The Yard
Favorite Song: Only Love Can Break A Heart by Gene Pitney
Favorite Idol: If you don't think Kelly Clarkson is the greatest Idol ever please send me your address so I can come to your house and discuss the finer points of Idoling with you over a snifter of brandy and the broken shards of a Taylor Hicks CD (A.K.A. a soul shank) which I will plunge into your stupid fucking face until the cleansing power of warm blood changes your opinion.
Least Favorite Idol: I'm gonna have to say Hicks but my least favorite contestant is Daughtry... DAUGHTRY!!! At least Hicks' talentles ass has somehow flown under the musical radar but Daughtry refuses to stop tormenting me with his unrelenting Creedness. Fuck you D.
Turn-ons:Eating hardshell tacos in one bite. I fear it will be the death of me, taco-erotic asphyxiation.
Turn-offs: Running out of tacos
Fake Mustache Style: Ancient Chinese wizard style.
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