Speaking of the confusing faze of womanhood let me introduce you to bikini girl. This chick stirred up the judges’ table like I have never seen. I’ve only heard a judge say bitch when referring to Seacrest. I have to agree with the lady judges, she wasn’t that good and there’s something weird going on with her mouth. It seemed like she could barely open it and for someone who shows up to an AI audition in a bikini and wants to make-out with Ghey-lord, I mean I might be going out on a limb here, but I would think she’d have practice opening her mouth a bit wider than that. Go Paula for sending her through! I’m quivering in anticipation of what may transpire between baby pussycat and cougar.
We all know nothing will happen between bikini and Seacrest, he could hardly allow her to kiss him. He’s obviously saving himself for Simie.
BTW, the new judge is doing fine. I like that she can sing, call folks bitches and yes, she is kinda hot – when her face doesn’t resemble skeletor.
The usual talent and talent-less represented in full force. Lip piercing girl, ugly Jessica Beal, rough neck oil guy and of course, the blind guy are all great contenders in the battle field known as Hollywood Week.
If only Ryan would stop trying to hi-five blind people!
More great moments are just around the corner my friends. I can’t wait to see how many times Simon is going to slyly flip us all off while scratching his face.
Oh and go Judge Skeletor! You can take that bitch! Just make sure you tear off her bikini with your teeth before you're through with her.
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