Greetings my SONS! We are but hours away from tonight's LA audition show! But first let me brake down last weeks Orlando auditions for ya!One day only guest judge Kristin Chenoweth became instant besties with Kara. I was digging her at first but then she left and, like the Crooner said earlier, 3 judges are better then 4. The 3 judge dynamic works better for the following reasons:
1. Less pointless jabber2. The judges get into a "groove" and start to make sense
3. It prevents Kara from molesting guest judges
But seriously, it works better with 3.
Now, on to the contestants!
Let me start with black face Lady Gaga, Theo Glinton.
Unfortunately, BFLG did not make it to Hollywood week. I guess he is as he said, "in the bottom three." Well Theo, you may be in the bottom three but you are at the top in both Seacrest and my hearts. Jewels - $3.00, white feathers - $0.29, glitter - $1.oo, Seacrest tenderly removing said items from BFLG's face - priceless. Just in case you missed it here it is.
Jarrod "Oh good Lord what was that?" Norrell
This guy.His voice warm-ups include making bee and car sounds, maybe he should have tried sirens! This lazy talkin' backwards hat lost his shit when the judges told him he can't sing. And man, he can't sing! I can barely make out the words that stubble out of his mouth. Yes, beeboy, they are serious. Randy wore his shirt just for you, he seriously hears you and he ain't acting like you can't sing. We all know you can sing, it's just that you can't sing well, at all. The AI goon squad had to handle this joker when he refused to leave the audition stage. I posted the youtube video below so we all can enjoy the sounds of a cat stuck in a lawn mower....
Let's hope this week will bring us a better stock of contestants. Folks that can actually sing! and more that get arrested. Enough of this mediocre malarkey!
Tonight LA Auditions! Keep reading for our exclusive insider's scoop from the inside the steaming hot Rose Bowl.
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